Can I get my fucking period already?

office periodLook!  Even Lumbergh gets it!  The only thing worse than getting your period is not getting your period.  The only thing worse than not getting your period is not getting it after you’ve had intercourse and there might be a fertilized egg clinging to the uterine wall that is supposed to be being shed.

Thank god I’m experiencing the former and not the latter.  But it’s still fucking annoying to have a constant rage monster in your abdominal region and zero fucking results.  Amanda Palmer wrote a song about this once.  Ok, technically the song is about New Zealand, but it’s really not so secretly about not getting your period when you’re meant to be having your period.  Or, worse, you’re meant to be over and done with your period already and it still hasn’t fucking come.

Here, enjoy Amanda.  She’s fucking delightful.  Unlike not getting your period.

Oh, and there’s the whole thing where I’m writing a two-woman play about menstruation and suddenly I’m stricken with being late.  What the ever loving hell?

UPDATE: Yes, already.  My body was just waiting for this public post about menstruation to go up and BAM! bleeding.

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