Imaginary Conversations I Have Had

(Because we’re all a little crazy)

Moi: I walk heavy on my heels.

Imagination: How can you tell?

Moi: Because the heels of all my socks are worn out.

Imagination: You could fix them?

Moi: I can’t darn socks.  It’s not in my wheelhouse.  I’ll never bag Professor Bhaer.

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